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Post Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
1. Secure the borders, wall and a vast military presence
2. All illegals, unless paying taxes, strip social benefits within 2 months.
3. Limit all social programs from all Americans who are able to work after 2 years, except under certain extreme situations like mental or physical disabilities. No increase in social benefits for more kids.
4. All illegals must come out of the shadows within the next year. They must be given a tax id number and some type of ID, hold on to a full time job, be tested for any diseases, stay out of trouble for 25 years, pay a $60,000 fine, learn english, not use any social program for more than 6 weeks. If they do not come foward they will be deported immediately. If they accomplish this goal then they will be able to apply for citizenship.
5. Can NOT use hospitals unless it is an emergency
6. Schools must phase out ESL. after elementary. There will be no special bi-lingual teacher aides either
7. Employers will be heavily penalized for hiring illegals without the proper paper work.
8. Once there is control on the border than Mexico must develop a plan to keep more illegal aliens in the country.
9. Require all illegal aliens who have had free schooling from America, to join the Military for 6 years


Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:18 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
Yes that would work!


Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:31 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
I have questions to ask before posting an answer.
How did you come up with, "stay out of trouble for 25 years, pay a $60,000 fine" as a rule? What was your methodology for determining these numbers? Please define trouble. How will the fines be collected and where will the dollars be used according to your plan?
From question 5, define emergency. What is critical for you may be different for others.
From #7, what is a heavy penalty? Can the employer be deported? Maybe even decapitated?
From question 9, how did you come up with six years? Why not 25 years as in rule #4? If they served, would they be eligible for the same benefits as American born personnel?
Okay, that is enough to get you started. Take a deep breath and start typing. I can't wait to read the response.


Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:38 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
Works for me.

Add that if they enter our police or judicial system, they are found GUILTY ( NO due process ) and cannot appeal a judgement.
They have to immediately pay AND be deported.

ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE NOT CITIZENS AND DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHTS OF CITIZENS!

Mush headed thinking by a certain type of politician got us into this mess, aided by the OTHER type of politician.


Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:39 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
It is no point doing hateful things to people.

Your most important point is number seven, th employer.
They are exploiting a whole class of people, and always haul out the moan an groan anecdotes when their cheap labor source is threatened.

In slavery, the farm managers said they would have to stop growing cotton if they didn't have slaves to harvest it. Then they said something similar if they couldn't swindle the share-croppers. Nowadays they harvest with John Deere machines.

Recently, a farmer got on TV by knocking some acres of pears to the ground, and saying he could find none to pick this years crop.
When newer managers take over, agriculture will be able to hire legal employees.


Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:41 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
I do not see any mention of the CANADIAN BORDER. There are terrorist sympathizers that could potentially come through the north. That is something people should consider, but the don't.


Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:44 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
for the most part i agree with you


Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:49 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
Can not go to the hospital now that makes sense, as for the military I say its every man responsibility to serve his country, so reinstate the draft,


Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:50 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
I almost fully agree with you, except from points 4-6. The fine is exaggerated, the hospital point is not humane, and you have people who enroll in school AFTER elementary school... will they just be left out and never learn proper English????


Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:47 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
Send all illegals back where they came from... Let them wait in line like the rest of the immigrants who did it the right way.
P. S... "NO ANCHOR BABIES"!!! Take "ALL" benefits away right away so that they will have no choice but to go home.


Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:50 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
Can I be your campaign manager?????

Better yet, can we clone you!


Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:51 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
Excuse me?
You're allowing the illegals to CUT in front of the people who have been waiting and trying to get into America legally? That's a big fucking slap in the face for my mom's side of the family. It's been over 20 years and her siblings are still trying to come.


Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:51 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
That fine is a little steep and I really wouldn't want to force someone unqualified into the military.

Other than that, great. Wanna be a write-in candidate?


Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:57 am
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Post Re: Homers New Immigration Rules Do You Agree With Me?
Sounds a little strict, I like it. Only one prob, ACLU would destroy it. Instead couldn't we just shoot on site at the border? Give all those here illegally 1 week to leave or they could face the same? We could use the excuse of possible unknown combatants?


Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:00 am
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